Conversation #1


Him: so do you still think I look like Rooney?
Me: mmm… when did I say that? I always thought I said that in my head to myself
Him: you didn’t say it. I heard it from someone
Me: did it bother you?
Him: no.
Me: stop lying it did
Him: ok, it did, does and still do.
Me: you have two options, I can lie and say you don’t or be honest and say you do.
Him: but… you kinda answer it already. damn. beard goes unshaved from now on. I’m not Rooney, in fact I’m 10 years older
Me: brag. oh, shit. you are.

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